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	<title>textbloom</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>poozle</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/09/06/poozle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>the most beautiful skates&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/07/30/the-most-beautiful-skates/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/07/30/the-most-beautiful-skates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; in the world. I&#8217;m so happy. And the best part&#8211; they fit me properly.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; in the world. I&#8217;m so happy. And the best part&#8211; they fit me properly.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3060/2718045229_b082c3587d.jpg" title="blue skates" alt="blue skates" height="333" width="500" /></p>
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		<title>told twice</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/07/28/told-twice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I submitted a photo of myself with a black eye to http://facestat.com.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I submitted a photo of myself with a black eye to http://facestat.com.</p>
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		<title>work desk</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/07/15/work-desk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s my desk at work. The screen is censored, for obvious reasons. Check out my little 1.5 g aquarium to the left. Super cute. There&#8217;s a betta in it named Betamax.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s my desk at work. The screen is censored, for obvious reasons. Check out my little 1.5 g aquarium to the left. Super cute. There&#8217;s a betta in it named Betamax.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3151/2671685818_b64ff1ea02.jpg" title="betamax" alt="betamax" height="333" width="500" /></p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/2670864607_c029ef3cab.jpg" title="betamax" alt="betamax" height="333" width="500" /></p>
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		<title>lolcat</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/07/01/lolcat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha ha.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha.</p>
<p><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-pole-dancer-mouse-watching-cat.jpg" title="pole dance mouse" alt="pole dance mouse" height="439" width="440" /></p>
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		<title>derby photoshoot</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/29/derby-photoshoot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/29/derby-photoshoot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Thursday</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/26/thursday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kink came in number two for sex-positive press: http://www.sexies.org/news/winners08.html
This is *hilarious*: http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html
We won &#8216;best retro sport league.&#8217; What a funny category. But I met a guy who plays &#8216;vintage baseball,&#8217; so I guess it&#8217;s a real contest: http://www.eastbayexpress.com/bestof/best_retro_sports_league/BestOfAward?oid=777037
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kink came in number two for sex-positive press:<a href="http://www.sexies.org/news/winners08.html" target="_blank"> http://www.sexies.org/news/winners08.html</a></p>
<p>This is *hilarious*: <a href="http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html" target="_blank">http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html</a></p>
<p>We won &#8216;best retro sport league.&#8217; What a funny category. But I met a guy who plays &#8216;vintage baseball,&#8217; so I guess it&#8217;s a real contest: <a href="http://www.eastbayexpress.com/bestof/best_retro_sports_league/BestOfAward?oid=777037" target="_blank">http://www.eastbayexpress.com/bestof/best_retro_sports_league/BestOfAward?oid=777037</a></p>
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		<title>freelance writing gig</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/19/freelance-writing-gig/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/19/freelance-writing-gig/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to write content for this company&#8230;
http://www.nonchalance.com/menu.html
My assignment is the 30 page fictional diary of a teenage girl named Eva. Strange coincidence, considering&#8230;
http://larenleland.org/Eva 
I&#8217;m excited.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to write content for this company&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nonchalance.com/menu.html" target="_blank">http://www.nonchalance.com/menu.html</a></p>
<p>My assignment is the 30 page fictional diary of a teenage girl named Eva. Strange coincidence, considering&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://larenleland.org/Eva " target="_blank">http://larenleland.org/Eva </a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m excited.</p>
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		<title>watercooler</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/19/watercooler/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/19/watercooler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ We have an email list at work that is non-work-related. Today, this was posted.
Stick your finger in a socket.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> We have an email list at work that is non-work-related. Today, this was posted.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/vilcus/" target="_blank">Stick your finger in a socket.</a></p>
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		<title>kinky press</title>
		<link>http://www.larenleland.org/textbloom/2008/06/18/kinky-press/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FYI, press about kink.com

&#8221;5.28 - Howard Stern Radio&#8221;


&#8221;8.1.06 - 7&#215;7 SF - The New Pornographers&#8221;


&#8221;11.30.06 - AVN - Kink Meets Business in Berlin &#8221;


&#8221;2.9.07 - SFGate.com - Kink.com buys SF Armory&#8221;


&#8221;2.15.07 - SFGate.com - Kink.com and Porn Hysteria: The Lie of Unbiased Reporting &#8221;


&#8221;3.15.07 - The Bay Area Reporter - Planning Commission hears Kink.com case&#8221;


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FYI, press about <a href="http://kink.com/" target="_blank">kink.com</a></p>
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<li><a href="http://kink.com/banners/Fuckingmachines-Howard.wmv" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;5.28 - Howard Stern Radio&#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.7x7sf.com/people/profiles/3545792.html" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;8.1.06 - 7&#215;7 SF - The New Pornographers&#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=280242" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;11.30.06 - AVN - Kink Meets Business in Berlin &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/baycitynews/archive/2007/01/09/kink09.DTL" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;2.9.07 - SFGate.com - Kink.com buys SF Armory&#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2007/02/15/violetblue.DTL" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;2.15.07 - SFGate.com - Kink.com and Porn Hysteria: The Lie of Unbiased Reporting &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.ebar.com/news/article.php?sec=news&amp;article=1648" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;3.15.07 - The Bay Area Reporter - Planning Commission hears Kink.com case&#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/kinkcom-happy-hour-at-the-porn-palace/" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;3.17.07 - Laughing Squid - Kink.com Happy Hour at The Porn Palace &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://news.com.com/At+Kink.com%2C+a+live+tool+against+piracy+-+page+2/2100-1026_3-6172180-2.html?tag=st.next" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;3.30.07 - CNET News.com - At Kink.com, a live tool against piracy &#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<li><a href="http://www.avnonline.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Editorial&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=287455" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;3.30.07 - AVN Online - Madame S/Mr. S Leather Expands Net Operations &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/29/magazine/29kink.t.html?ex=1335585600&amp;en=802f9b879941be4b&amp;ei=5124" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;&#8217;4.29.07 - NY Times - A Disciplined Business</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=284384" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;4.30.07 - AVN - Kink.com Launches Cyd Black&#8217;s DeviceBondage.com &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=287896" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;4.30.07 - AVN - NY Times Profiles Kink.com Owner &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.avnonline.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Editorial&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=287923" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;5.01.07 - AVN Online - Kink Launches Isis Love&#8217;s TSSeduction.com  &#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<li><a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=289869" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;6.7.07 - AVN - Aria Giovanni Debuts on Kink.com &#8221;</span></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=290006" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;6.11.07 - AVN - Patent Office Refuses Porn Site Trademark Due To &#8216;Obscenity&#8217; &#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<li><a href="http://avnonline.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Web_Exclusive_News&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=290689" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;6.14.07 - AVN Online - Kink.com Serves Up Fresh Fetish Material &#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<li><a href="http://x3o.xbiz.com/news/news_piece.php?id=23657&amp;q=training+of+o" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;7.05.07 - XBiz.com - Launch of The Training of O&#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://dir.salon.com/story/tech/feature/2002/02/12/sexbots/index.html?x" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;7.14.07 - Salon - BattleBots in the bedroom&#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://xbiz.com/news/news_piece.php?id=23896&amp;q=kink.com" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;7.14.07 - XBiz.com - Veteran Porn Actress Ginger Lynn Returns to the Screen at Kink.com&#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<li><a href="http://www.avn.com/index.cfm?objectID=70F9F790-9FCA-02E4-CBFFEF28322C5D75&amp;articleID=665D3292-90BF-0A22-CADF5065E2794D81" target="_blank"><span>&#8221;8.14.07 - AVN.com - Ultimate Surrender to Broadcast Live in HD&#8221;</span></a></li>
</ul>
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